Jeremy: And then we had to drain the brakes, which turned out to be full of double-entendres.
Jeremy: The nipple's off....
James: The tube is in the hole...
Richard: Now pump it, pump it until it's hard
Richard: Yeah, that's good, that's really good, yeah, it's nice and hard, yeah
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Going shopping today, badly need to go shopping, wanna buy stuff wanna buyyy!!!!
And there is something I need to tell you all.
*takes deep breath in*
I... am a dutchophile.